Long chats to analyze your opinions and achieve closure? Yawn. Rams take it slow and avoid touchy-feely stuff.
Venus-ruled Taureans are generous and clingy. To save your dignity and impress your ex, you disregard the remaining feelings.
Unfortunately, zodiac butterflies can't escape dead-end relationships cleanly. Heartbreak includes a lot of back-and-forth between the ends of maybe-we-can-make-it-work.
Your crab-like exterior conceals a delicate inner. You don't want anybody to know about your mini-breakdown when "Driver's License" aired on the radio.
Virgos, controlled by Mercury, the planet of communication, are the zodiac's rationalizers and love partying.
Your universe is balanced. You can tolerate a normal split, but a sudden one? Can we talk? triggers you forever.
As a water sign, your breakup protocol involves blocking your ex on Instagram and deleting your photos together.
Sagittarians are adrenaline junkies. No girlfriend, no breakup tears—something greater is coming. How long should you wait before accidently meeting that gym hottie?
Some may think your distant, detached demeanor means you don't believe in love, but you're just bold enough to admit when a relationship is over.
You want to assist your lover get over a breakup as the zodiac's last air sign.
Breakups might wake you up, but the zodiac wheel fishes enjoy daydreaming. If your ex emotionally shuts down, you may need assistance adapting to singlehood.