"I'm not so good with the advice...Can I interest you in a sarcastic comment?" - Chandler
"I'm full, and yet I know if I stop eating this, I'll regret it." - Joey
"Welcome to the real world. It sucks! You're gonna love it." - Monica
"I'm always the hostess! I'm the 'welcome wagon' of the building!" - Phoebe
"It's like all of my life everyone's always been afraid to tell me things. And now I'm marrying someone who tells me everything." - Rachel
"I'm very particular with my men. It's a blessing and a curse." - Monica