"I'm hopeless and awkward and desperate for love!" - Chandler
"They don't know that we know they know we know." - Phoebe
"I'm not great at the advice. Can I interest you in a sarcastic comment?" - Chandler
"I'm not going to sacrifice my integrity for some stupid initiation." - Ross
"I wish I could, but I don't want to." - Phoebe
Until I was 25, I thought that the only response to 'I love you' was 'Oh, crap!'" - Chandler